If You Wanna Be Happy

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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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So from my personal point of view
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Get an ugly girl to marry you
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small
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And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts
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Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

You'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time

An she'll always give you peace of mind

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Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch

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