The Decline And Fall Of Me

C
Now I stutter, now I dribble
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Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
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The decline and fall of me

I just shaved my nose off, oh well
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
The decline and fall of me

F                         Am
If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it
G
Look at the pieces
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Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas
G
Check out my pizzas

Now your jokes seem really funny
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
The decline and fall of me

C                                                  G
Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts
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Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse
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Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys
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Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye

Chart position, bubbling under, drowning
And goodbye future Mrs. Mael, Mael
The decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me

I'm fading away
I'm fading away
I'm fading away