Who Dont Like Kids

D                A               F#m              E
You got a cigar, here's a couple more because the offspring
                      G                     D
Are springing through swinging doors into a world
                      G       E
Of "ain't he cute, he looks a lot like his father" and
A
Here comes another

[Verse 2 ]

   D                   A              F#m
Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable, the little
E                              G
Proof that I'm more than a mineral, the little
D                   G
Proof that I'm just like the next guy,
D              G5* A5* D5* N.C.
Whoever he may be

[Tag]

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Who don't like kids?
A5* A5*   A5*  A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kiiids?

[Chorus]

D                     G
Crawl, walk, running around
  Bm              A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D        Bm           A     D    D5* D5* A5* N.C.
 They'll ensure I'm always around

[Verse 3]

    D            A         F#m                       E
And your bit and my bit'll do their dance to body rumblings
                  G                        D
And tumblings and rote romance and all the while
              G                    E
I'm thinking, deeply thinking, hey what's it gonna be
       A
Sod or celebrity

[Bridge]

 D   A  F#
(Boy or girl)
 E   C  G
(Boy or girl)
         D
Oh, well its off to work
       Gm         D                      G5* A5* D5*
And so long baby, kiss 'em goodbye for me

[Tag]

A5* A5*   A5*
Who don't like kids?
A5* A5*   A5*  A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kiiids?

[Chorus]

D                     G
Crawl, walk, running around
  Bm              A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D        Bm           A     D
 They'll ensure I'm always around
 D5* D5*   A5*
(Who don't like kids?)
A5* A5*   D5*         D5* D5*   A5*
Who don't like kids? (who don't like kids?)
A5* A5*   D5*         D5* D5*   A5*
Who don't like kids? (who don't like kids?)
A5* A5*   D5*        D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids?

[Instrumental]

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[Verse 4]

        D           A              F#m
There's more in the wings shall we bring them on or
         E                          G
Shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morning and
  D                    G
Recite sweet nothings, sweet, sweet nothings
D                 G5* A5* D5* N.C.
In everybody's ear

[Tag]

D5
Who don't like kids?
D5
Who don't like kids?
D5
Who don't like kids?
D5                    D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids?

[Chorus]

D                     G
Crawl, walk, running around
  Bm              A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D        Bm           A     D
 They'll ensure I'm always around

[Tag]

N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?

[Chorus]

  Bm              A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D        Bm           A     D
 They'll ensure I'm always around

[Tag]

N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?

[Chorus]

  Bm              A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D        Bm           A     D
 They'll ensure I'm always around

[Outro]

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