The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - Cup Of Roasted Poisoned Coffee

Bb
Get your cup of roasted coffee
Eb
Your morning cup of Joey
Bb
We'll make a jammin' cup of java
Bb
Mocha latte with the froth for you,
F7
Jack
                     Bb
Frappuccino with the freshly roasted mung beans
Bb
It's a caramel drizzle mod in a cup
       Bb7
With a drip, drip, drip-drip, drip... And we'll bring it right up!


[Bridge]

Dm                Gm
Hey Mr. Business, how do you do?
Dm           Gm
Can we get a triple for you?
G7
Decaf?!
Bb
What?!
G7
Decaf?!
Bb
What?!
Bb       A            Ab
Dee-dee, dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-
     G
dee, dee-dee-dee
Bb
And we'll bring it right up!
Bb
Oy, oy, oy!


[Instrumental]

Bb Eb Bb F Bb
F Gb Ab


[Interlude]

Bb
And we'll bring it...
Bb7
And we'll bring it...

Ab Eb
Right...
F                        Bb
And we'll bring it right up!


[Verse]

Bb
Get your cup of poisoned coffee
     Eb
Your toxic cup of Joey
             Bb
We'll make a twisted cup of java
                                     F
Mocha latte with the goo for you, Jack
F#    G     G#
Jack, Jack, Jack...


[Bridge]

Dm
Hey Mr. Business
Gm
How do you
G#m
How do you
Bb7        A
How do you do?
N.C.                Dm
We got a double for you...


[Outro]

        Gm
Hey Mr. Business
 E          A            Dm
And we'll bring it right up!