The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - Join Us And Die

    C#m  E  F# Ab
To die!

[Verse 1]

C#m           E
Sorry to interrupt
                    F#
But we got bones to pluck
                      Ab
The time for chaos is long past overdue
C#m              E
Death isn't optional
                 F#
In fact it’s optimal
                    Ab
Your time is up and now we go through you

A
We tried to convince you
     B
In soliloquy
A
But now we'll kill you
               B
With more than harmony!
C#m
Just die!

[Chorus]

C#m         E
Join us and die
            F#
Join us and die
            Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is
C#m         E
Join us and die
            F#
Join us and die
            Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is!

[Verse 2]

C#m                   E
Here's how it’s gonna go
                      F#
We're gonna kick your ass
                     Ab
And then we're gonna fucking kick your ass
C#m                       E
We're gonna puke all that goo
                           F#
Into your mouth where your food
                          Ab
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced

A
It's a death-like process
         B
that you gotta see
A
Your own body
        B
Is your front row seat
C#m
To die!

[Chorus]

C#m         E
Join us and die
            F#
Join us and die
            Ab
Join us and die
Ab
All you gotta do is
C#m         E
Join us and die
            F#
Join us and die

Join us and

[Solo]

C#m
Punch it!
E
Squeeze it!
F#
Crush it!
Ab
Kill it!
C#m
Ride it!
E
Drag it!
F#
Wind it up
Ab
Kick its nuts!

C#m
Here's how it's gonna go—