The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - What Do You Want Paul

                        D#5
What do you want, Paul?
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Tell me what you desire to see
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Your deepest intent, Paul
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What do you see for this company?

[Chrous]

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I'm looking for someone with strong ambition
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Someone to sell their specific vision
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Someone to share with precise precision their thoughts
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'Cause I want you to want       to   want

[Break]

G#
So, what do you want, Paul?
            G#
What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?
                F#
I don't think I have one of those!
                                          G#
Well, then how's anyone supposed to sympathize with you, Paul?
G#
I don't know, I want what anyone wants?
F#
Money, a partner? Kids, someday, maybe?


[Verse 2]

  G#
I want you to want, Paul
  F#
A man so vague just can't be trusted
G#
Something you pine for
F#
Maybe someone who keeps you lusted

[Chorus]

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I'm just a boss, I'm not an idea guy
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I hire you Pauls to keep our stock high
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But if you can't pin that point that's in the sky
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Then I want you to want      to   want

[Bridge]

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Do you know what I want for myself?
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I've waited for so long to tell somebody else
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Carol, my wife you're my muse, my source of light
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Carol, my love I want you to choke me out at night
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I want you to choke me I want you to choke me
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I want you to choke me while I jerk off
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I want you to choke me while I jerk off

[Break]

G#sus
Melissa, get my wife on the phone for me
    Fm7
Mr. Davidson, I think I should leave!
    Fm7                                                      G#sus
No, Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave, you're fired
                         Cm7
Carol! Yes, everything's fine, I promise.
                                    G#sus      Cm7
I just wanted to tell you something.      I uh,    I forgot what it was.
G#sus                            Cm7
Huh, maybe someday I'll remember.   Goodbye...

[Chorus]

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Paul, now you know what it is to want (I wanna go home!)
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It consumes a man with the passion to drive the primary plot
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So take up yoga, or improv classes
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Volunteer at shelters, or Twitch to the masses
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There's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you
    F#             G#sus
Off you...'Cause I want you to want

[Outro]

G#sus
I'm gonna go get some coffee. Do you want anything?
G#sus
No, I need you to want
G#sus
How about an iced caramel frappe? Nothing better!
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And if you don't want     we're through
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Paul? Paul? Paul!