Gangbang At The Old Folks Home

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------7----------------------------------------------
D|---7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-----7-----9-----7-----7-----4----------------
A|---5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-----------5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5-----
E|-/\--0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---------0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-
E|----------| 
B|-----3--3-| 
G|-----0--2-| 
D|-----0--0-| 
A|--------0-| 
E|5-3~------| 

gtr 2

=

gtr 1
      . .   . .   . .   . .        . .   . . \/      . .   . .   . .   . .      . . . . . . .
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------------7------------------------------------------------
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-----7-----9-----7-----7-----4------------------
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-----------5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5-------
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---------0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-5-
E|--------| 
B|---3--3-| 
G|---0--2-| 
D|---0--0-| 
A|------0-| 
E|3~------| 

gtr 2
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D|--------| 
A|--------| 

F#|-{12}-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------| {12}~---------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|----------| 
B|--------|   
G|--------|   

=

gtr 1
      . .   . .   . .   . .        . .   . . \/      . .   . .   . .   . .      . . . . . . .
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------------7------------------------------------------------
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-----7-----9-----7-----7-----4------------------
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-----------5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5-------
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---------0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-5-
E|---------| 
B|---3---3-| 
G|---0---2-| 
D|---0---0-| 
A|-------0-| 
E|3~-------| 

gtr 2
                    T          T   T    T    T    T (basically, crazily bend with fretting hand 
and tap.)
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-9br9b-----------12----rb9--12--12p10h12p9h12p10h12p9--10~----------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|------------|   
B|------------|   
G|------------|   
D|----| {5}~----| 
A|--------| {5}~| 
E|------------|   

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[Verse 1]

("Deliver pizza on a Saturday night...")
      .   .   .                .
E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------[3]-[3]-[3]-3-| 
G|-------------2---------------------2-2-2----[3]-[3]-[3]-0-| 
D|-2---4---5---2------0h2---2---4----2-2-2----[3]-[3]-[3]-0-| 
A|-2---4---5------0h2-------2---4----0-0-0------------------| 
E|---0---0---0----------------0-----------------------------| 

=
      .   .   .
E|--------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------3--3-| 
G|-------------2--4--4--2----0--2-| 
D|-2---4---5---2--4--4--2----0--0-| 
A|-2---4---5------2--2--0-------0-| 
E|---0---0---0--------------------| 

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[Pre-Verse 1]

      . .   . .   . .   . .        . .   . .
E|--------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|------------------------------------------7-| 
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-| 
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-------| 
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---| 

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[Verse 2]

("The place was packed with wrinkly...")
      .   .   .                .
E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------x--3-| 
G|-------------2---------------------2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
D|-2---4---5---2------0h2---2---4----2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
A|-2---4---5------0h2-------2---4----0-0-0------------------| 
E|---0---0---0----------------0-----------------------------| 

=
      .   .   .
E|------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------3--3-| 
G|-------------2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2----0--2-| 
D|-2---4---5---2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2----0--0-| 
A|-2---4---5------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-------0-| 
E|---0---0---0------------------------------| 

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[Chorus 1]

("Gangbang at the old folks' home, one foot in the grave...")
                                     . .
E|------------------------------------------------------3-|   
B|-----3---------------3-------------------------3------3-|   
G|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---0--7-7-0-|   
D|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---0--7-7-X-|   
A|-2---2---5-5-0---2---2----5---7-------| {7}~-2---2--5-5-3-| 
E|----------------------------------0-0-------------------|   

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[Pre-Verse 2]

gtr 1
      . .   . .   . .   . .      . . . . . . .
E|------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------3---3--| 
G|-----------------------------------------------0---2--| 
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4---------------------0---0--| 
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5--------------0--| 
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-5-3~--------| 

gtr 2
E|------------------------------------------------------|   
B|-17brb----17~-----------------------------------------|   
G|------------------------------------------------------|   
D|----------------------------------------------| {5}-----| 
A|--------------------------------------------------| {5}-| 
E|------------------------------------------------------|   

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[Verse 3]

("The smell of Bengay...")
      .   .   .                .
E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------x--3-| 
G|-------------2---------------------2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
D|-2---4---5---2------0h2---2---4----2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
A|-2---4---5------0h2-------2---4----0-0-0------------------| 
E|---0---0---0----------------0-----------------------------| 

=
      .   .   .
E|------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-5-| 
D|-2---4---5---7--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-3-| 
A|-2---4---5---7--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0---| 
E|---0---0---0------------------------------| 

=======

[Chorus 2]

("Gangbang at the old folks' home, senile sex slaves...")
                                     . .
E|------------------------------------------------------3-|   
B|-----3---------------3-------------------------3------3-|   
G|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---0--7-7-0-|   
D|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---0--7-7-X-|   
A|-2---2---5-5-0---2---2----5---7-------| {7}~-2---2--5-5-3-| 
E|----------------------------------0-0-------------------|   

=======

[Pre-Solo]

("I took her doggy and I gave her a spank...)
                 . .
E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------3---------------------------------3-3-| 
G|-2---2---2-2--------2--2---2---2-2---4p2p0------------0-2-| 
D|-2---2---2-2------5-0--2---2---2-2--------4p2p0-------0-0-| 
A|-0---0---0-0------5----0---0---0-0-------------4p2p0------| 
E|--------------0-2-3---------------------------------------| 

=
                 . .
E|--------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|-4---4---4-4------2----4-4--4-4--4-5----7-9-| 
D|-4---4---4-4------2-2--4-4--4-4--4-5----7-9-| 
A|-2---2---2-2------0-2--2-2--2-2--2-3----5-7-| 
E|--------------2-4---0-----------------------| 

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[Solo Rhythm]

gtr 1 (don't get confused, the B & G bend lick tends to blend with the rhythm)
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------3----------------------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------2-2------------------------------------------4-
D|-4-4--4-4--4-4----| {5}~-----4-4--4-4--4-4----0-2---4-4--4-4--4-4----{5}~------4-4--4-4--4-
A|-4-4--4-4--4-4--------| {5}~-4-4--4-4--4-4------0---4-4--4-4--4-4--------{5}~--4-4--4-4--4-
E|-2-2--2-2--2-2-------------2-2--2-2--2-2----------2-2--2-2--2-2--------------2-2--2-2--2---
E||   
B||   
G||   
D|4-| 
A|2-| 
E||   

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[Solo]

gtr 2
   (gradually release)                 . .
E|--------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------4-----------------3br~--4br~-| 
G|-3b----3~----3brp1-----3brp1--------1--3br~-------| 
D|-------------------3---------3-3~-----1-----------| 
A|--------------------------------------------------| 
E|--------------------------------------------------| 
Satchel plays the above pattern.
If you find it easier, here's an alternate fingering:
gtr 2
   (gradually release)                 . .
E|--------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------3br~--4br~-| 
G|---------------------8-----------------3br~-------| 
D|-8b----8~----8brp6-----8brp6--------6-------------| 
A|-------------------8---------8-8~-----6-----------| 
E|--------------------------------------------------| 

=

gtr 2 (cont'd)
E|-----13-------13-------13-------13-------13-| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|-/10----10-10----10-10----10-10----10-10----| 
D|--------------------------------------------| 
A|--------------------------------------------| 
E|--------------------------------------------| 

=

gtr 2 (cont'd)
E|-------11-------10----------------------------| 
B|-------------------------13----11-------------| 
G|-10-10----10-10----10-10----10----10-13-10-12~| 
D|----------------------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------| 

=

gtr 2 (cont'd)
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-9h11p9p8-----------------------------------16--------14-------12--\11-\10-| 
G|----------10-10~---8h10p8--------------------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------10----------14/16-----12\14----12/13-----\12-\11-| 
A|-----------------------------11-8~-----------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

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[Verse 4]

("Three silver foxes...")
      .   .   .                .
E|----------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------x--3-| 
G|-------------2---------------------2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
D|-2---4---5---2------0h2---2---4----2-2-2-------------x--0-| 
A|-2---4---5------0h2-------2---4----0-0-0------------------| 
E|---0---0---0----------------0-----------------------------| 

=
      .   .   .
E|--------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------3-| 
G|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-| 
D|-2---4---5---7--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-| 
A|-2---4---5---7--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-| 
E|---0---0---0--------------------| 

======

[Chorus 3]

("Gangbang at the old folk's home, I rode a sex train...")
                                     . .
E|-----------------------------------------------3------|   
B|-----3---------------3-------------------------3------|   
G|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---0--2-2-|   
D|-4---0---7-7-2---4---0----7---9------------4---X--2-2-|   
A|-2---2---5-5-0---2---2----5---7-------| {7}~-2---3--0-0-| 
E|----------------------------------0-0-----------------|   

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[Outro]

gtr 1
      . .   . .   . .   . .        . .   . . \/      . .   . .   . .   . .      . . . . . . .
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------------7------------------------------------------------
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-----7-----9-----7-----7-----4------------------
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-----------5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5-------
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---------0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-5-
E|-------| 
B|---3--3| 
G|---0--2| 
D|---0--0| 
A|------0| 
E|3~-----| 

gtr 2
                                                    .  .  .  .  .  .
E|--------19brb-19b-19b-19--------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------17~--15~--12h15p12----12--------------------------------------------
G|-------------------------------------------15----15-14-12----15-12----| {12}~---------------
D|----------------------------------------------------------14--------------------------------
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

=

gtr 1
      . .   . .   . .   . .        . .   . . \/      . .   . .   . .   . .      . . . . . . .
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------------7------------------------------------------------
D|-7-----9-----7-----7-----4----7-----9-----5-----7-----9-----7-----7-----4------------------
A|-5-----7-----4-----5-----2----5-----7-----------5-----7-----4-----5-----2----7-5---5-------
E|---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--------0-0---0-0---------0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0----------7---7-6-5-
E|-------| 
B|----3-3| 
G|----0-2| 
D|----0-0| 
A|------0| 
E|3~-----| 

gtr 2
            T
E|--------------------------------------------12b-12-9----------------------------------------
B|-(12T| R15-17/)-----------------13b--------------------12-9---------------------------------
G|----p| lay 5x-----------------------------------------------12-11-9-------------------------
D|------------------------------------------------------------------11-9----------------------
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------11-9-7---------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

=

gtr 1
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-2----2------2------2----------------------------------------------| 
A|-2----2------2------2----------------------------------------------| 
E|-0----0------0------0----------------------------------------------| 

gtr 2
   (pick near neck pickup)               T    T    T    T    T
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 

A#|-{10}-{10}---{10}---{10}~-------12TR15-17/--17/--17/--17/--17/-15br-|
F#|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
C#|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G#|--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|