Poontang Boomerang

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[Verse 1]

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Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago
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Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below
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She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie
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Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later
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Guess who shows up as my caddy

[Chorus]

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Poontang Boomerang, just can't throw her away!
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Dump her ass on a friday night
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She's back by Saturday (Sing it!)
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Poontang Boomerang...

[Verse 2]

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My friend was getting married, I met the bride to be
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It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me
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I told her just this one time, I would make an exception
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Then she tried to suck my balls at her wedding reception

[Chorus]

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Poontang Boomerang, Give that shit a hurl
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But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl.
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Poontang Boomerang, Thought about going gay
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But Boomerang wang is even worse, they say!

[Hook]

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You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
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If you're tired of gettin' it around
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You can take the next bus outta town
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But you can't get far enough away
That bitch will find you any day
Change your name and cut your hair
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Move away to Timbuktu
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But I'm telling you right now
That boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna fuck no more
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But you better look out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back

[Chorus]

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Poontang Boomerang, That shit never fails!
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Sure as a bear shits in the woods, and sail boats have sails
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Poontang Boomerang, Better wise up real quick!
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Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your dick
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Poontang Boomerang, Oh yeah!
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Poontang Boomerang
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Poontang Boomerang
Aw yeah!