Pretzel Logic

Intro riff then |Am7| 4X Chord code: Chord/Bass

Am7                               Fmaj7                      Am7
I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show
        Dm7                                                  Am7
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show
        D/E     E/A    C/D    D/G
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
D/E     E/A    C/D    D/G
Sound just like a record on a phonograph
D/E     Amaj7  C      D      C      Fmaj7  G      Am7

Thse days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah


I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time
Yes I've never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time
Cause he looked so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah

[Solo Verse]

D       Am7
        I stand up on the platform
        Fmaj7
The man gives me the news
        Am7
He said you must be joking son
        Am      Am/B   Am/C   Am/C# Dm7
Where did you get those shoes
                Am7
Where did you get those shoes


Well I've seen 'em on the TV the movie shows
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah