I 'm The Only Gay Eskimo

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I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,
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I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
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I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
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But all i wanna do is get into his parka
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I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

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Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
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But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber
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I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
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I make a wish on the northern lights

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that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
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I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now

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These cold winter nights are taking their toll
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I even get excited when i see the north pole...... See the north pole
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I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know
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I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

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