Signs

        C         Bm                       A                G
And the sign says long haired freaky people  need not apply
     D            Bm                 G                  A
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
   Bm                                          G
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
     D                         A           G                A
So I took off my cap and said imagine that,  me working for you

CHORUS
D             C          G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D                       C      G
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
A                 G
Do this, don't do that
                   C
Can't you read the sign?