Roadkill

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[Verse 1]
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Uh well, I touched down en route to my connection
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  A man in the gift shop called me a fag
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  I feel like my tucked-up erection
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  There's a pressure all over my head
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  And I know this is how I get paid, but
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  It's not really how I wanna get laid, so
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  Hundred forty when I last got weighed
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And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday


[Chorus]
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And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
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If you don't eat then you'll never grow
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I should've learned that quite a while ago
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I know it gets hard sometimes
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Making out with people that you don't like
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I know you don't feel alright
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But you look just fine to me


[Verse 2]
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Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection
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With George spilling things all over his bag
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And I took shit for being quiet during the election
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Maybe that's fair, but I'm   a busy guy
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I get stoned and go where I get paid, but
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  It's not really how babies get made, so
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  I'll take a minute when I think I won't die
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from stopping, oh, I'm just a   busy  guy



[Chorus]
            Bm7
And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
Bm7
If you don't eat then you'll never grow
   D                                E
I should've learned that quite a while ago
  Bm7
I know it gets hard sometimes
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Making out with people that you don't like
   Bm7
I know you don't feel alright
         D                E
But you look just fine to me


[Bridge]
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You,             I've been waiting for you
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My whole life, waiting for you
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  I've been waiting for you


[Outro]
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Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for her protection
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And maybe I'll get some fun for the night
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