Because I Got High

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I was gonna clean my room until I got high.
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I gonna get up and find the broom but I got high
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My room is still messed up and I know why
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 2]
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I was gonna go to class before I got high
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I could've cheated and I could've passed but I got high
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I'm taking it next semester and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 3]
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I was gonna go to work but then I got high
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I just got a new promotion but I got high
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Now I'm selling dope and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 4]
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I was gonna go to court before I got high
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I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
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They took my whole pay check and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 5]
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
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I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
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Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 6]
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I was gonna pay my car a nope until I got high
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I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
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Now the tow truck's pulling away and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

[Verse 7]
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I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
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I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high
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Now I'm jacking off and I know why
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!


[Verse 8]
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I messed up my entire life because I got high
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I lost my kids and wife because I got high
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Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why yea-hey
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‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

[Verse 9]
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I must stop singing this song because I'm high
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I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
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And if I don't sell one copy I know why yea-hey
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'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high!