Crime Solving Cowboy

Am                F
Who's that coming over the rise
C                             E
Wearing so much color that it hurts your eyes
Am                    F
Who's that over there riding on a mule
C                   E
In a purple hat and listening to Jewel
    F                    G
The crime in this town is out of control
        Em           Am
And the fashion is a disgrace
F                   G
Here comes a man, a man to solve it all
    Em                       E
The man with the moisturised face


[Chorus]
       Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
You're in trouble now boy
   C                          E
He fights for justice and the American way of life
       Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
   F
He likes to cook with bok choy
C                         E
Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't have a wife


[Verse 2]
Am                             F
Just last week he wrestled two Mexicans to the ground
      C                                        E
Their shirts came off while wrestling and they wrestled all around
   Am                               F
He visits all the crooks he catches at the local Jail
C                                 E
Sometimes I wonder 'cause they're all teenaged and male
   F                        G
He lives with his Deputy on Fabulous Ranch
    Em                     Am
His keen eyes don't miss a thing
F                   G
With his cowboy hat and his cowboy chaps
Em                       E
And his special cowboy g-string


[Chorus]
       Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
Here to search and destroy
C                            G
Solving so much crime til he can't move his jaw
       Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
    F
His girlfriend is a decoy
      C                            E
We'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras


[Outro]
         Am   F
He likes men
         C    E
He likes men
         Am   F
He likes men
         C    E
He likes men