The Elephant In The Room

D   Em  Bm

Bm                       A
 Good evenning everybody, welcome to the show
E                                        B
Before we begin with the comedy, there's something that you need to know.
                    Bm                   A
Things are a little different, since the last time we were here.
E
One of us has gone through some changes,
         Bm
might be strange but there's nothing to fear

[Break]

        D
So it's time to address the rumour,
E
Do with a sense of humour
G                                        F#
So there's no mistaking an identity for a costume...

N.C.                                         Em      Bm
We think it's best to point out the elephant in the room!

Bm into a pause

[Chorus]

D                 A
Yes Lee is bald, he's a bald man with a bald head
G                             Dm
Yes Lee is bald, the man with hair you once knew is dead
D                          F#m
He wasn't bald before, but now he is bald
    G
How strange, how odd, how queer
       F#
Lee is bald

[Verse 2]

    B                                A
Ever since he was a child, Lee's been thoroughly aware
           E                                   B
That he's been a bald man all along, trapped inside a man with hair
                          A
Now he has come to grips, with his identity
      E                          F#
He is whole, he is secure, he is happy, he is free!

[Chorus]

D                     A
Yes Lee is bald, just take a look at that head
G                          Dm
Yes Lee is bald, shiny and pointy like an egg
     D                               F#
He's kicking ass with his bare head, how strange, how odd, how queer
G                       F#
Yes Lee is bald, Lee is bald!

[Dialogue]

Bm                                    A
Hey Lee, now that you're bald is your voice gonna change?
  E
No!
                                                 Bm
Hey now that you're bald which bathroom do you use?
                              B
I use the bald men's bathroom
                                               A
Lee, now that you've got no hair on your head, does that mean you like guys now?
          E                                         Bm
Well androgenetic alopecia has nothing to do with sexual preference
                                            A
How long is it gonna take until you're fully bald?
                                      E
Great question, and you know what? I'm not even sure
                                        B                           Bm
But I lost a few more hairs this morning so this isn't even my final form
                                           A
Hey Lee, now that you're bald are you gonna cut your dick off?
E                               G
 None of your fucking business, none of your fucking business
D#        D#m       A#
Yes I am bald, he's proud and he is fierce
G#m                 D#
Yes I am bald, I am bald, look at my head
                              G
If you've got a problem, then fuck off outta here!
G#m        G#
Bald, I am bald

[Simeoultaenous]

G
I  am  bald
Lee is bald

                                C
Oh and also Jordan's a woman now