What Would Jesus Do

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Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun
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When you lose direction Your world can come undone
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When you're in need of guidiance And help is over due
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You might ask yourself this question
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What Would Jesus Do?


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If you were at a party And the host ran out of wine
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He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times
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But in this situation You couldn't see it through
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He's the son of God And he shits all over you


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You can't do what Jesus can do
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You're the King of Nothing, and he's the King of jews
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He knows every magic trick, you only know a few
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Don't even bother asking
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What Would Jesus Do?


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Can you heal a leper?
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Or feed a crowd with fish and bread?
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Can you walk on water?
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Did you rise from the dead?
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And did you give your life up
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To save humans from bad luck?
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Were you born of virgin birth,
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Or did your parents... have sex?


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You can't do what Jesus can do
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He had twelve apostles and no one follows you
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When facing a dilema Let logic guide you through
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What kind of dick-head wonders
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What Would Jesus Do?


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When Jesus was betrayed And wrapped up all his trust
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He used His laser vision And turned judas into dust
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When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in His arms
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He flew backwards 'round the world To keep her safe from harm
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When Jesus tours the country In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss
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A thousands cheer his music Even tough it's hit the miss


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You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus shits all over you )
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There are three of Him, and there's only one of you (And Jesus can fly )
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He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
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He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu


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So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do
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Try not to forget He's a million, billion, trillion times
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Better than you God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
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Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
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Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,
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God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
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Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
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Put it in the soul of everyone.