Only A Good Woman

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When I was seventeen
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I asked my daddy
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What does it take to be a man
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He said sit down son
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Let's have a little talk
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I'll try and make you understand

[Verse 1]
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Then he said years won't do it, tears won't do it
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And sittin down to drink a thousand beers won't do it
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Tattoos won't do it, and booze won't do it
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And puttin little lifts in your shoes won't do it
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I'm gonna tell you the thing that can
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He said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

[Chorus 1]
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He said only, a good woman can
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That's the only thing, that's gonna make you a man

[Verse 2]
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He said a scar won't do it fast cars won't do it
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And kickin someone's ass in a bar won't do it
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You aint gonna do it as an army private or
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A captain or lieutenant, no just won't buy it
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Listen son you'd better get yourself a plan
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He said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

[Chorus 2]
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He said only, a good woman can
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That's the only thing, that's gonna make you a man

[Verse 3]
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Now I was runnin around all through my twenties
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Just to prove I had the stuff
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Then one day I met this brown eyed girl
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She said to me boy you aint so tough
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She said that walk won't do it, talk won't do it
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And struttin in here like a chicken hawk won't do it
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Or bein a sexist, or drivin that Lexus
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Or tellin people you were born and raised in Texas
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Come over here boy if you think you can
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She said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man

[Chorus 3]
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He said only, a good woman can
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That's the only thing, that's gonna make you a man

[Verse 4]
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My daddy died when I was thirty one
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And that brown eyed girl gave me a brown eyed son
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And when he comes to me wonderin how you do it
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I'll say now sit down son cause I've been through it
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Drugs won't do it, and hugs won't do it
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And hangin on the corner with the thugs won't do it
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The preacher won't do it and the teacher won't do it
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And stayin up to watch the creature feature won't do it
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Boy just look at your momma and you'll understand
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You get a good woman and she'll make you a man

[Chorus 4]
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Son, only, a good woman can
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That's the only thing, that's gonna make you a man

[Verse 4]
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Eatin snakes won't do it, Body By Jake won't do it
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And puttin a lot of birthday candles on your birthday cake won't do it
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Wearin cowboy boots won't do it, Armani suits won't do it
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Sittin there puffin on that Cuban cheroot won't do it
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A new PC won’t do it, or a Mac won’t do it
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Talking smack behind your brother’s back won’t do it
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Facts are facts, this won’t do it, Cheatin’ on your taxes won’t do it,
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In fact Brazillian waxes won’t do it
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A shiney gun won’t do it, A 26 mile run won’t do it,
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Or poppin that Cialis just for fun won’t do it
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Bein rich won't do it, bein poor won't do it
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Playin this song on the radioooo.....might do it
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Actually, that might do it