I Love You But Youre Boring

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Birds are singing in the trees
           E                 A
As we rise up on a beautiful morning
            D
But I can't hear
               F#  F#7
That beautiful sound
         E              A
Because I'm permanently yawning

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What about the time of the fancy dress
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When you came dressed as your mum
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And there I was splendid in my penguin suit
E                    A
So scared to show my bill

                   D                 F#  F#7
You must have been listening to your Carousel
     E              A
Your Carousel, that Carousel

             D
Remember the time
                  F#  F#7      E      A
When I turned the house into a rocket ship
          D
And you refused to come to Mars
               F#  F#7
You said "It's too far"
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You had to be back by six to watch your

D             F#  F#7     E     A
Carousel
D                 F#  F#7
Saturn's much too far              (Spoken || )
           E     A                         \/
You had to watch Carousel          (What's going on in there?)

              D
When we first met
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I asked you for your hand
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I didn't really mean that hand
        D
I meant join hands
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Bake phallic cake                  (Bake phallic cake)
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Carry round sticky tape
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And love those devil dogs
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Be an Indian elephant              (Be an Indian elephant)
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Bait straight people
        D
But you must have missed my wink
    F#  F#7                   E       A
You must have missed my wink

                                   (I love you,
                                    But you're boring, you know,
                                    I really do love you
                                    But you're so particularly boring)

Maybe you were too busy listening to
D
Carousel
         F#  F#7          E        A
watching Carousel, living Carousel
                      D
You were listening to Carousel
                  F#  F#7       E       A(one strum)
You were watching Carousel