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Em G D A Em G D A


[Verse 1]
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 This is my life and this is how it reads
Em         G          D        A
 For every chapter, a thousand memories
   Em        G             D         A
 A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds
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 A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease


[Pre-Chorus 1]
      Em            G     D     A
Diary entry, 9th of May '62:
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We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you
      Em       G        D        A
Diary entry, '62, end of May:
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It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay

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They're here to stay, they're here to stay...


[Chorus]
      Em         G              D             A
If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
      Em       G   D        A
I'm a failure (You are, you are)
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And if I seem half hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
          Em       G   D        A        Em    G
And I'm a failure (You are, you are, you are)

          Em   G   D        A
I am (You are, you are, you are)
  Em     G
I am...

D  A  Em  G  D  A

[Verse 2]
Em          G        D              A
 This is my life and this is how it reads
   Em          G    D         A
 A documentary that nobody believes
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Albert Steptoe in Gone With The Breeze
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Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese


[Pre-Chorus 2]
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Diary entry '68, end of the year:
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A cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear
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11th December '68, Captain's log:
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Proposed trip to Mars was cancelled due to fog

Em          G         D      A
It's due to fog, it's due to fog...


[Chorus]
      Em         G              D             A
If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
      Em       G   D        A
I'm a failure (You are, you are)
         Em        G             D                  A
And if I seem half hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
          Em       G   D        A        Em    G
And I'm a failure (You are, you are, you are)

          Em   G   D        A
I am (You are, you are, you are)
  Em     G
I am...

D  A  Em  G  D  A


[Verse 3]
Em           G            D               A
 This is the play, it was I who wrote the script
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 Terry meets June in Tales From The Crypt
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 It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped
Em          G         D          A
 They later found him scolding a banana


[Pre-Chorus 3]
      Em     G       D       A
Diary entry, 10th of April '89:
    Em             G       D             A
The world is going mad but me, I'm doing fine

 Em       G      D        A
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine...


[Outro]
Em      G    D       A
Back to bed, back to reality
Em      G    D       A
Back to bed, back to reality
Em      G    D       A
Back to bed, back to reality

Em      G    D       A
(Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup)


Em      G    D       A
Back to bed, back to reality
      Em      G    D       A
Hmmm, back to bed, back to reality
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(Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa)
Em      G    D       A
Back to bed, back to reality