Bernadette's Song

[Intro] C  F

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If I didn't have you, life would be blue
F             C               D
I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS
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A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick
F                C                  Am
I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ey
         F                 G
I'd be cheese without the mac
Am                    D
Jobs without the Wozniak
F
I'd be solving exponential equations

That use bases not found on your
                                     G
Calculator, making it much harder to crack
             F           G       Am              D
I'd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com
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And I'd probably still live with my mom
                      F             G              C
(All, echo: And he'd probably still live with his mom)
F             G                 C              Am
Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around
F                        G                  Am
You've supported all my dreams and all my hopes
              F      G                   Am
You're like Uranium-235 and I'm Uranium-238
D                   G
Almost inseparable isotopes
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I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get
           F          G          C
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

      F           C      F            C
If I didn't have you, life would be dreary
F                 C         D
I'd be string theory without any string
        F                    G
I'd be binary code without a one
Am
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
F                                 G
I'd be 'Firefly', 'Buffy,' and 'Avengers'
              Am
Without Joss Whedon
F                         G
I'd speak a lot more Klingon
G        Am                  D
Kalocht mechht kaccht jujch faaarm
              F                G              C
All: And he'd definitely still live with his mom
F               G              C               Am
Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around
F                 G            Am
You're my best friend and my lover
F                            G        Am
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields
D                               G  Em
You can't have one, without the o__ther
    F              G          Am       C         D
I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get
         F              G           C
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette
             F               G
All: Oh, we couldn't have imagined
     Am        C       D
How good our lives would get
          F              G           C
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette