Water Is Alright In Tay

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The French drink wine, the English tea
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The Yankee gulps his hot black coffee
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The child drinks milk nine times a day
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The Scotsman sips his whiskey toddy

[Verse 1]
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You can keep you wine and keep your tea!
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My curse on him that brings me coffee!
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I'll have porter, if I may
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It makes me feel content and happy

[Chorus]
C                          G
Porter quaffed down with a laugh
    C                 G      C
The gentry have their aching livers
C            C
Water is all right in tea
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For fish, and things that swim in rivers

[Verse 2]
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The poor man and the beggar, too
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The poet in the corner thinking
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If they had money enough to spend
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It's pints of porter they'd be drinking

[Chorus]
C                   G
Porter quaffed down with a laugh
    C                 G      C
The gentry have their aching livers
C            G
Water is all right in tea
C                         G       C
For fish, and things that swim in rivers

[Verse 3]
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The miser hoards and stores his gold
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The bee collects the summer honey
F                 G
When that miser's dead and cold
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Someone else will kiss his money!

[Chorus]
C                   G
Porter quaffed down with a laugh
    C                 G      C
The gentry have their aching livers
C            G
Water is all right in tea
C                         G       C
For fish, and things that swim in rivers

[Verse 4]
C              G
Some go in for counting beads
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More go in for chasing women
F                    G        C
The scholar stays at home and reads
C                      G      C
Give me the glass with porter in it

[Chorus]
C                   G
Porter quaffed down with a laugh
    C                 G      C
The gentry have their aching livers
C            G
Water is all right in tea
C                         G       C
For fish, and things that swim in rivers