Obligatory Song About Killing Ones Boyfriend

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[Verse]
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Lemme tell you 'bout your stupid boyfriend
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He's a loser and you know it's true
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I know you'll be disheartened if you lose him
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But this is something I just have to do
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'Cause I've loved you since the day I first saw you
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Grace the floorboards of a Punk Rock Show
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And I truly, absolutely adore you
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So you understand, he has to go

[Chorus]
C5            G5
I don't know exactly how to tell you this..
C5                   G5
I'm gonna kill your boyfriend
C5             G5
I don't know exactly how to pull it off
D5
But he's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl!

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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Lemme tell you bout the things I'll give you
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I'll tell you all the things you want to hear
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Like about the times I kissed your picture
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And these feelings I get when you're near
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This obsession's got me pining for you
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It's unhealthy yeah, I gotta say
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But that Motherfucker really loves you
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So that Motherfucker has to pay

[Chorus]
C5            G5
I don't know exactly how to tell you this..
C5                   G5
I'm gonna kill your boyfriend
C5             G5
I don't know exactly how to pull it off
D5
But he's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl!

C5            G5
I don't know exactly how to tell you this
C5                           G5
I'm gonna kill your fuckin' boyfriend
C5             G5
I don't know exactly how to pull it off
D5
But he's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl!