Aerosol Ball

G           Em
The rain in Maine
Bm
Is made of novacane
Cm
In the Florida Keys
D
It’s made of Antifreeze
G        Em
In Maryland
Bm
It’s made of heroine
Cm
In Minnesota
D
It’s made of baking soda
G                Em
Every tooth in Duluth
Bm
Is Baby Ruth proof
Cm
Every roof is as white
D
as a 20-watt light


[Chorus]
G            C
The doll of St. Paul
      G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been around the world
G            C
She made her home
     G
In an air conditioned dome
C
She’s such a precious thing
D
She’s dancing to the king


[Verse 2]
G                    Em
Move your feet to the beat
Bm
I’m back on lucky street
Cm
Well I’m on a lucky streak
D
Lucky street
G              Em
Come sit on my lap
Bm
In a Phrygian cap
Cm
I’ve been looking for a mix
D
Of sex and politics
G                    Em
Well The cat ate the rat
Bm
And the beast ate the cat
Cm
And the boy ate the beast
D
And the beast made him fat
G                 Em
And he sat in a puddle
Bm
And paddled with a spoon
Cm
And bloated like a bubble
D
And floated to the moon


[Chorus]
G            C
The doll of St. Paul
      G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been around the world
G            C
She made her home
     G
In an air conditioned dome
C
She’s such a precious thing
D
She’s dancing to the king


[Solo]
G Em Bm Cm D


[Verse 3]
G                  Em
Well her makeup and wigs
Bm
Are made of squealing pigs
Cm
And her hands and her arms
D
are made by Pepperidge Farms
G                   Em
And her face and her neck
Bm
are made by Sinopec
Cm
And the lines on her palms
D
are made by Viacom
G                        Em
And her dreams and her thoughts
Bm
are made by Microsoft
Cm              D
She’s the doll of St. Paul


[Chorus]
G            C
The doll of St. Paul
      G
At the aerosol ball
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been  all around the world
G            C
She made her grave
     G
In an air conditioned cave
C
She’s such a special girl
D
She’s been all around the world, dancing with the king


[Coda]
G Em Bm Cm D x2
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