Country Ham

F Bb

[Verse 1]

Bb            F
I love candied yam
Bb                    C
Hooray for the country ham
F                    Bb
Hear the sleigh bells ring
                 C
Hear Bing Crosby sing
F
A winter wonderland

[Verse 2]

Bb
Bb                F
I have so much to say
Bb                    C
But I never could find a way
F                     Bb
But even the blind can see
              C
All you mean to me
F
On this Christmas day

[Verse 3]

Bb
Bb                       F
You're smoking a corn cob pipe
Bb                       C
Know that you're just my type
F                      Bb
Your legs are thin and long
                     C
Your eggnog's really strong
F
Your oranges are ripe

[Verse 4]

Bb
Bb           F
I love apple pie
Bb                  C
I will till the day I die
F                  Bb
A snowman's in the lane
                   C
He's scared of acid rain
               F
Hey man, so am I

[Verse 5]

Bb
Bb                   F
So let the chestnuts roast
Bb                   C
They want me to give a toast
F                    Bb
I promise to keep it clean
              C
Not to make a scene
              F
Or insult the host

[Verse 6]

Bb
Bb              F
Drummer boy aint dumb
Bb                  C
He plays a rum-pum-pom-pom
F                     Bb
He marches around the trees
             C
A joyous jubilee
                    F
Until his hands are numb

[Verse 7]

Bb
Bb                F
An old man by the tree
Bb                    C
He said as he waved at me
F               Bb
"I bet the first Noel,
           C
back in Israel,
               F
was a sight to see"

[Verse 8]

Bb
Bb                  F
You're my guiding light
Bb             C
Made me feel alright
F                     Bb
And even the blind can see
                   C
All you've done for me
                  F        Bb
On this Christmas night
   F                       Bb
On this Christmas night
   F
On this Christmas night