Fuck Jobs

          C
I fucking hate the comments
           F
Oh, do you feel you have to talk?
       C
Nobody asked for your opinion
               F
Your sick, sad way of jerking off
     G
Everyone you think you’re better than
         F
What the fuck, I’m guilty too
         G
Half the time that I’m complaining
         F
I’m just talking shit on you, it’s alright


[Instrumental]

keyboard bit

C F A E
C F A E


[Verse 2]

           C
Never underestimate the poor,
            F
hungry, and desperate
             C
My body is a temple
                       F
How much you think I’d get for it?
                 G
I will take cold showers
                    F
From now on until I learn
                     G
Once I’ve fucked the fire
                         F
All that’s left to do is burn, baby burn, baby, burn


[Instrumental]

keyboard bit

C F A E
C F A E


[Verse 3]

             C
I want world domination
                    F
Just like everybody else
                          C
So if you hear me talking strategy
                     F
Well, it’s only to myself
                         G
Everybody’s gotta have a gameplan
                             F
Cut it up a couple different ways
                 G
Just hope no one remembers
                         F
These, the darkest of my days

F


[Chorus]

      F                          G
I can feel myself falling off an aeroplane
       C                      A
I feel static when I close my eyes
   F                G
I imagine one day things settling
      C                              A
And I think about what that might be like
         F           G
‘Cause I love you, I miss you
  C             A
I wanna hug and kiss you
         F           G
‘Cause I love you, I miss you
  C             A
I wanna fucking kiss you

It’s alright


[Instrumental]

Keyboard bit, guitar comes back in half way through

(C) (F) A E
C F A E
C F A E
C F A E


[Bridge]

        C
When my mind is uncertain
   F
My body decides
        A
When my mind is uncertain
   E
My body decides
        C
When my mind is uncertain
   F
My body decides
        A
When my mind is uncertain
   E
My body decides


[Outro]

C F A E

(C) (F) (A) (E)
(bass outro)


[Keyboard part]
E|----------------0--3--0--|----------------0-----0--| 
B|-1-----1-----3-----------|----------1--3-----3-----| 
G|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
D|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
A|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
E|-------------------------|-------------------------| 

E|----------------0--3--0--|----------3--3--0-----0--| 
B|-1-----1-----3-----------|------------------3------| 
G|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
D|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
A|-------------------------|-------------------------| 
E|-------------------------|-------------------------|