Taking My Uzi To The Gym

        C *                G *
You and me, we could never be
                C *                        G *
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
                       C *
And you're so eager to please
                G *                   C *
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
                      G
Who says he's all you need


[Chorus]
        E               F
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
         E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
your hands around my throat


[Verse]
                          C *
You and your friends feel free
           G *
And you're way too cool for me
           C *
And you do drugs now
             G *
And all your problems run so deep
            C *
And we were smoking in the basement
        G *
At your best friend's brother's party
        C *
And you love them because they treat you
         G *
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about


[Chorus]
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
         E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
Your hands around my throat
        E
Swear I love you
          F
Until the very, very end.
              E
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)
          F
You're in love with your boyfriend.


[Bridge]
        F          G         C
This is me officially giving up on you
            F                  G
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
            C
For this to ever become true
            F         G          C
And this is me officially giving up on you
             F                  G
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
            C
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.


[Verse]
                        C *
I've got dreams where I bleed
      G *
And I choke myself to sleep
           C *
And I hear screams
         G *
It's the secrets that you keep
         C *
And I am learning that your secrets
     G *                          C *
They really don't mean shit to anyone
                 G *
But you and your friends


[Chorus]
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
         E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     F
Your hands around my throat
        E
Swear I love you
          F
Until the very, very end.
               E
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)
          F
You're in love with your boyfriend


[Outro]
    A      G         C                  A   G       C
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A      G          C                 A   G        C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A      G          C                  A   G       C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
     A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become