I Cant Put My Finger On It

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[Verse 1]
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As Martin said to Xanthe
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As they played with wooden toys
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'You may have Wendy's playhouse
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But where the hell's your boys?'
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As Paul said to Fifi as they eyed each other up
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'You may have better plimsoles but you can't pee standing up'


[Pre-Chorus]
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And I'd like to take the time to bite
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Their neck and make it bleed
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Or maybe I could cut holes in their
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Daddys' Harris Tweed


[Chorus]
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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Maybe it's something in their food
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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All I know is Christ would've sued


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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As Sharon said to Jamie
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As they sat down for a chat
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'If you think I'm cooking dinner
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Well, prepare to eat dead rat'
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As Debbie said to Alex as they held hands in the park
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'How come you wear rupert check when you think you're so hard?'


[Pre-Chorus]
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And I should've done his Land Rover
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To let him know I'd been
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Instead I wrote 'F OFF'
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On the dirt across his screen


[Chorus]
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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Maybe it's something in their food
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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All I know is Christ would've sued


[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
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I wish I'd let them know that I was here
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A drop of arsenic in the wine, sulphuric acid in the beer


[Chorus]
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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Maybe it's something in their food
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I can't put-put-put my finger on it, finger on it (I can't put my finger on it, on it)
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All I know is Christ would've sued