Smoke Shovelling Song

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Last winter blew so cold no lies,
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And my fire smoke would not rise
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Soon as the smoke had tried to depart,
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It'd be froze up harder than a landlord's heart.

[Verse 2]
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I called up the police, yes and they came round,
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Three days later and very brought down.
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The sergeant he gave this hysterical croak,
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Says, "What do you think you have going here, some kind of a  joke?" (Of course I wasn't 
laughing)

[Verse 3]
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He says, "You're causing us officers so much grief,
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Why don't you give us some relief?
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Why don't you call the fire brigade?
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Or maybe why don't you try shovelling the smoke up the chimney with a spade."

[Verse 4]
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I borrowed a spade from the woman next door
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And I broke up the smoke that remained on the floor.
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I was shovelling away, till the closing of day
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and I was singing a smoke-shovelling song

[Verse 5]
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After working so hard I went out to my yard
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And I looked up to my chimney so long, (there was nothing to see there).
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Just a thousand foot high, way into the sky
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Was a pillar of smoke full of song.

[Middle 8]

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There was an aeroplane stuck in it, but I didn't notice at first
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It was so cunningly disguised as a dragon.

[Verse 6]
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Came the summer at last, though it was rainy and fast
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The pillar it melted away
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The aeroplane fell with a big smoky smell
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And echoing around all over the town,
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Were the words of the smoke shovelling song.

[Middle 8]
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And anyone telling a bigger story would have to be telling a lie,
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And anyone thinking a bigger one up, have to be very high.