5 Bottles Of Shampoo

                           F                             C    G
Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo
                                F                    Dm    G
And I though to myself I will never understand women

[Verse 1]
                                    F
And I hear some of you say that all men are the same
            C
They're all ruled by their dicks
               G
That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
        F                        Dm
There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses
G
Being intimidating with obscene passes
  F                C
A goddess, you can tell when she dances
    G
You shout slag when she rejects your advances
F                      Dm
It's like you got no belief in yourself
       G
Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl

[Verse 2]
F                    C
So every time after six beers
     G
Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
      F                    Dm            G
When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore, well it is written in the art of war
         F
To fight only the battles you can win
C            G
But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in
         F                       Dm                 G
You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor, integrity is what black eyes are 
invented for

[Verse 3]
   F
So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
Am        G
They use rape as a weapon of war
              F                                                Am
Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch
              G
Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
       F                                 Am
To pro-lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid
       G
That's how you make it possible for people to live
              N.C
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do
N.C
When it was a women who gave life to you

[Verse 4]
F                        Am
Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one
      G
But I ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
F                             Am        C
Too fat, too thin that's just media spin
                         G
You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin
            F                Am
So I'm sorry if you feel undue
       G
If the truth be known I'm in awe of you
             F               C       Am
You're a giver of life and a warrior too
          G
So do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?