Save The World Get The Girl

            C
From the fiery pits of Camden Town,
      Am
To Elephant & Castle underground,
      G
There ain’t no teachers in the school,
            F
They’re all out hustling playing pool,
     C
The neighbours complain about the noise,
        Am
There’s girls in Labour with Tory boys,
        G
So I’ll say my prayers and go to bed,
    F
And wake up with a horse’s head,

[Pre-Chorus]

      G
If we lean on you, we are gonna fall,
          G
When it’s all for one and one for fuck all,

[Chorus]

C             Am            Em          F
   But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C       Am                  Em                  F
   I’ll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
C         Am                Em      F
   I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C            Am             Em           F
   You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air,

[Verse 2]

       C
Mother Earth is begging you to quit,
       Am
So you reach the moon and stick a flag in it,
                 G
I believe in the people of America,
                              F
But I still can’t believe The Terminator’s the governor,
       C
As the soldiers prepare for combat,
                Am
Smile and ask, “Do you want freedom fries with that?”
           G
We put the oops back in troops now it seems so absurd,
    F
And going to war to prevent war is the most stupid thing I ever heard,

[Chorus]

C             Am            Em          F
   But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C       Am                  Em                  F
   I’ll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
C         Am                Em      F
   I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C            Am             Em           F
   You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air,

[Verse 3]

      C
I’m a 20 something OAP,
    Am
I’m screaming at my TV,
        G
Playing knock down ginger, kiss me quick,
F
Karate chop and kung fu kick,
     C
I’ve tried to live a life that’s full,
Am
Keep my damage minimal,
    G
But only the bailiff visits me,
       F
And he never stays for a cup of tea,

[Pre-Chorus]

      G
If we lean on you, we are gonna fall,
          G
When it’s all for one and one for fuck all,

[Chorus]

C             Am            Em          F
   But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C       Am                  Em                  F
   I’ll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
C         Am                Em      F
   I will save the world and I will get the girl,
C            Am             Em           F
   You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air,
C