Charlie On The Mta

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Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie
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On a tragic and fateful day
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He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
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Went to ride on the M-T-A

[Chorus]
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Well, did he ever return?
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No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(What a pity)
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
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And he's the man who never returned.

[Verse]
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Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station
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And he changed for Jamaica Plain
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When he got there the conductor told him, "One more nickel"
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Charlie couldn't get off of that train!


[Chorus]
D
Well, did he ever return?
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No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(Poor Old Charlie)
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
             D       A     D
And he's the man who never returned.

[Verse]
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Now, all night long Charlie rides through the stations
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Crying, "What will become of me?
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How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea
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Or my cousin in Roxbury?"

[Chorus]
D
Well, did he ever return?
      G                      D             A7
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(Shame and Scandal)
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
             D       A     D
And he's the man who never returned.

[Verse]
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Charlie's wife goes down to the Scollay Square station
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Every day at quarter past two
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And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich
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As the train comes rumbling through!

[Chorus]
D
Well, did he ever return?
      G                      D             A7
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(He may ride forever)
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He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
             D       A     D
And he's the man who never returned.

[Verse]
Pick it Davey
(Kinda hurts my fingers)
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Now, you citizens of Boston, don't you think it's a scandal
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How the people have to pay and pay?
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Fight the fare increase, vote for George O'Brian!
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Get poor Charlie off the MTA!

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Or else he'll never return?
      G                      D             A7
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
(He may ride forever)
       D                       G
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
             D       A     D
And he's the man who never returned.
(Just like Paul Revere)
       D                       G
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
             D       A     D
And he's the man who never returned.
             D       A     D
He's the man who never returned!
             D       A     D
He's the man who never returned!
             D       A     D
He's the man who never returned!