The Tattooed Lady

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We came to town to see
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That old tattooed lady
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She was a sight to see
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Tattooed from head to knee

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My uncle Ned was there
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He came to gape and stare
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"I've never" he declared
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"Seen such a freak so fair

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And on her jaw
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Was the Royal Flying Corps
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And on her back was the Union Jack
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Now could you ask for more?

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All up and down her spine
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Were the queen's own guard in line
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And all around her hips
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Sailed a fleet of battle ships

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And over her left kidney
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Was a birds-eye view of Sidney
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But what we liked best was upon her chest
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My little home in Waikiki