When I Turn Off The Living Room Light

C                    E7
Who cares if you're jewish,
          Am              C
And your breath smells of garlic,
          E7                  Am
And your nose is a shiny red light.
    F         D7
To me you are gorgeous,
     C            A7
And everything's right,
       D7                       G7
When I turn off the living room light.
C                    E7
Your clothes are old-fashioned,
     Am              C
Your knuckles are bony,
          E7               Am    C
Your hair looks a terrible sight.
      F               D7
But I don't have to see you,
     C            A7
The way that you are,
       D7           G            C
When I turn off the living room light.
       E7                        Am     C
When I turn off the living room light.
   F            D7
I don't have to see you,
    C            A7
The way that you are,
       D7            G7           C
When I turn off the living room light.

[Bridge]

          F        D7      C
Well it's not that you are ugly,
    F       D7      C
And I'm not being cruel,
    F        D7    C  A7
It helps me to relax, dear
   D7               G7
It helps to keep me cool.
    F      D7   C
Now I am not intending,
   F     D7    C
To make you feel ashamed,
       F        D7    C       A7
What's wrong in me pretending?
            D7             G7
'Cause you can't help being plain.

[Verse 2]

C                E7
Your nose may be bulbous,
     Am           C
Your face may be spotty,
      E7                      Am    C
Your skin may be wrinkled and tight.
       F            D7
But I don't want to see you,
    C            A7
The way that you are,
      D7                      G7
So I turn off the living room light.
C                E7
We don't feel so ugly,
     Am           C
We don't feel so draggy,
    E7                      Am
We don't feel so twisted up tight.
        F             D7     C        A7
And we don't feel as ugly as we really are,
         D7          G7           C
When we turn off the living room light.
         E7                        Am   C
When we turn off the living room light.
         F        D7      C       A7
We don't feel as ugly as we really are,
         D7          G7               C
When we turn off the living room light