Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Intro
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 Dm                                    F
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
                                      Bb
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
                                         A
Knew she was a freak when she started talking

                                   Dm
She said, fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden (ooh woah)
     F
That girl was freak
     Bb
She said she wanted me to fuck her
      A
Harder then the military


              Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
              F
Fuck Bin Laden
              Bb
Fuck Bin Laden


She wanted to fuck me
               A
Harder then the US government
               Dm
Fucked Bin Laden

                           F
She was a freaky kind of girl
                                                 Bb
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
                  A
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
        Dm
She said Do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
         F
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
         Bb
That said again your request is so irregular
         A
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door

 Dm
Then a turban
Then a tunic

          F
She said Invade my cave with your special unit
           Bb
I said: he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping
        A
She demanded that I fuck her like we


 Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
              F
Fuck Bin Laden
              Bb
Fuck Bin Laden


She wanted to fuck me
               A
Harder then the US government
               Dm
Fucked Bin Laden

                               F
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
          Bb                            A               Dm
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
                                F
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
                                Bb
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
                                         A
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
                                           Dm
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
                                        F
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down
                         Bb
And tells me that I gotta
Terrorize that pussy
         A
Gotta terrorize that pussy


   Dm
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
      F
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
     Bb
She said Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean
       A
I yell Geronimo and took some pictures for posting
     Dm
The President called, he said Congratulations Connor
       F
I said Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?
     Bb
He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
       A
I gots to know how you fucked her like we

              Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
              F
Fuck Bin Laden
              Bb
Fuck Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal
             A                                    Dm
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
                              F
Ohh this girl insisted that that
                                    Bb
The way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
                               A
Just like the now famous attack that fucked
          Dm
Osama Bin Laden