Sick Glenda

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Glenda I love you, you are my number one pick
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But every time I call you, you say that you’re sick
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Glenda, are you dying or just avoiding me?
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Either way’s a bummer but I hope you’re dying
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Glenda, I’m sending the doctor to you (to you!)
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And if he finds you well, my heart will break in two (oh!)
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Sick Glenda, are you a coward or do you have the flu?
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Sick Glenda, sick Glenda, get better or fuck you