Jug Band Music

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[Verse 1]
       C
I was down in Savannah, eatin' cream and bananas
          G7
When the heat just made me faint
    G7
I began to get cross-eyed, I thought I was lost, I'd
                            C
Begun to see things as they ain't
       C
As the relatives gathered to see what's the matter
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The doctor came to see was I dyin'
        C
But the doctor said, "Give him jug band music
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It seems to make him feel just fine"


[Refrain 1]
      G7
I was told a little tale about a skinny-as-a-rail
                         C
Eight-foot cowboy with a headache
       G7
He was hung up in the desert swattin' rats and tryin' to get
                                          C
A drink of water with his knees a-gettin' mud-caked
         C
And I'll tell you in a sentence how he stumbled in to Memphis,
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Tennessee, hardly crawlin', lookin' dust-baked
   F
We gave him a little water, a little bit of wine
   C
He opened up his eyes, but they didn't seem to shine
         C
Then the doctor said, "Give him jug band music
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It seems to make him feel just fine"

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[Verse 2]
          C
So if you ever get sickly, get Sis to run quickly
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To the dusty closet shelf and pull out a washboard, and play a guitar chord
                          C
And do a little do-it-yourself
    C
And call on your neighbors to put down their labors
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And come and play the hardware in time
           C
'Cause the doctor said, "Give him jug band music
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It seems to make him feel just fine"


[Refrain 2]
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I was floatin' in the ocean greased with suntan lotion
                          C
When I got wiped out by a beach boy
       G7
He was surfin' when he hit me but jumped off his board to get me
                                               C
And he dragged me by the armpit like a child's toy
      C
As we staggered into land with all the waiters eatin' sandwiches
                                   F
He tried to mooch a towel from the hoi polloi
   F
He emptied out his eardrums, I emptied out mine
    C
And everybody knows that the very last line is
     C
"The doctor said, 'Give him jug band music
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It seems to make him feel just fine'"

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"yakety throw-up guitar" (6-string bass w/fuzz), during second bar above:
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        C
And the doctor said, "Give him jug band music
   G7                          C
It seems to make him feel just fine"

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(...fine)