I Kicked A Shark In The Face

Em
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
C
Moved in with his best boyfriends
G                D
We're the best
Em
To a very big mansion of a crib
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No more nappies, no more bibs
D                                     Em
What? Nothing... Errr, We got our own fridge

Em
The wide worlds very, very mean
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But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
Em                                                       C
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
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There's a shark standing there and he looks much older

              Em*
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
                                       C*
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
                                               G*
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
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I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'

Em                                          C
Then I kicked the shark in the face
G                                       D
He kicked the shark in the face
         Em                                  C
Then I kicked the shark in the face
G                            D
His face was a total disgrace
Em               C
Humans are better
       G                                D
You can't punch me with a flipper
  Em                                C
I kicked the shark in the face
G                                       D
He kicked the shark in the face

I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother fucker'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother fucker'
What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my fly, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear Tack-tackles me to the ground

He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the fuck?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?'

Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook cabañda
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls

C
Swim with a school of fish
G
Hunt with a pack of wolves
D
The only thing I know is I love animals
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We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
C              G                   D
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us

Em   C   G   D
Then I kicked the shark in the face
[N.C]
Humans are weirder
Em                     C
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
G                 D
Unless you're vegetarian
Em          C         G               D
And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me