Dear Employer The Reason I Quit

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Dear Employer -
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I'd like to tell you that it's been wonderful these last few
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years
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But now you know I've got a new shoe
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And I'll be wearing it so far from here


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Dear Employer -
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Your escalators are very dangerous on the way down
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They rip the skin and they pull you in
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Spit out the boney bits and coffee grounds


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Dear Employer -
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I heard a story  When you were just knee-high  Higher than I
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You built the wings  The propeller, too
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With balsa wood and glue you made it fly


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Dear Employer -
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You commanded me  Your commendations now don't mean as much
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I'm a lost cause Causing a problem
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But I promise to be way out of touch


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Dear Employer -
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When you hear the news Please save the saintly words for
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saintly souls
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I'll be long-gone Long-gone and rotting
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Long-gone and ulcerous A thing untold

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That's the reason that I quit
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The reason that I quit

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