A Living Human Girl

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Bum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba da
 D       Bm      G       A
dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba dum


[Verse]
 G    A   D
I've got pimples on my face
    Bm
And grease in my hair
    G                 A
And prickly legs, go ahead and stare
    D                             Bm
An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs
  G                       A
A nice full belly that's filled with food


[Chorus]
G                            A
Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not
G                                        A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot


[Verse]
D                    Bm
I don't exercise and I don't read books
          G                         A
So if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look
D                        Bm
I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel
    G                   A
And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real


[Chorus]
G                           A
Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not
G                                        A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot


[Verse]
D                     Bm
I bleed once a month
    G                            A
And sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps
D                       Bm
I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants
          G                     A
And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hand


[Chorus]
G                           A
Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not
G                           A
Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not
G                           A
Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not
G                           A
Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not
G                           A
Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not  oh-woah-oh-oh

G                                       A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot   oh-woah-oh-oh
G                                       A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot   oh-woah-oh-oh
G                                       A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot


[Outro]
         G                 A
Because I can be brave and I can be bold
G                 A
No matter what you have to say
     D                        Bm
Oh I fall in love with people once a day
        G                            A
Oh, but if you ask me out, I'm still allowed to say no way