Wish You Were Beer

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[Verse 1]
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I wrote a postcard,  To you baby

'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately
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Bought a twelve pack, kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too
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Got a new crush  She's a head rush
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She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun
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Than your heart that’s as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to
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So between me and you,

[Chorus]
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I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
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My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
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Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't  as better than my love that you wasted
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And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer

[Verse 2]
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She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny  And she sure costs a lot less money
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And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door.
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I ain't hurtin' no more

[Chorus]
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I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
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My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
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Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't  as better than my love that you wasted
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And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer

[Solo]
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(Y'all listen to this right here now...)
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If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home

You should know,
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I'll be super busy, tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg
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All night long

[Chorus] (one strum)
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Girl if you ever think I wish you were here
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If you ever think I wish you were here
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No, I wish you were beer