The Dirtiest Drunk In The History Of Liquor

G
I knew a fella back in 1998
D
Wasn’t real bright but he had a lot of nerve
G                        C
Drank like a fish and he had a special place
G                    D        G
In the bottom of the learning curve
G
He had ten bills when he left his parents house
D
Frothin’ at the mouth and a’shootin from the hip
G                            C
He’d giv’er for a week and recover for a day
G                     D      G
Counted change with a busted lip


[Chorus]

    C        G      C        G      C        G            D          G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
    C        G      C        G      C        G            D          G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor


[Verse]

G
He had enough left to buy some cream
D
To settle all the itchin’ where the sun don’t shine
G                         C
He looked like a 50 pound sack of potatoes
G       D            G
All hungover in the food bank line


[Chorus]

    C        G       C       G      C        G            D          G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
    C        G      C        G      C        G            D          G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor


[Solo]

A         G


[Verse]

A
Doin’ lines on the dash of mama’s Silverado
E
With a piss-stained, rolled up drinking fine
A                                  D
The keys are in the truck, and the truck’s the harbour
       A     E      A
With a Colt 45 and daddy’s moonshine


[Chorus]

     D       A      D        A      D        A            E          A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
     D       A      D        A      D        A            E          A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
     D       A      D        A      D        A            E          A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
     D       A      D        A      D        A            E          A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor