Kick A Baby

        C
When I’m tired of all the murder

And I’m tired of all the rape
    G
And all the little children

Whose necks I do break


[Chorus]
C
That’s when I satisfy

What I hold most dear
  G7
I kick a little baby

Or maybe an old lady
                                 C7
I'll kick a little baby down the stairs


[Verse 2]
Am
Sneak up behind them
       Dm
Like a hunter stalks his pray
Am
Kick 'em down the stairs
       Dm             G7
And go hip-hip-hip hurray
N.C.
Hurray, hurray, hurray


[Verse 3]
         C
When I’m tired of deflowering

Vestal virgin nuns
    G
And sticking red hot pokers

Up the local choir boys’ bums


[Chorus]
C
That’s when I satisfy

What I hold most dear
  G7
I kick a little baby

Or maybe an old lady
                              C       Am
I kick a little baby down the stairs


[Verse 4]
                            Dm
I like to hear their little bones

Crack
          Am
And their heads upon the stairway
      Dm
Going thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack

Thwack


[Verse 5]
      C
Well, you might think I’m sick
                         G7
You might think I’m ill

That I should be locked up

And given lots of pills
    C
But frankly, frankly I don’t care


[Outro]
     G7
I’ll kick a little baby or maybe an old lady
                                            C
I’ll kick a little baby down the stairs, oh yeah