Rhythm Section Want Ad

G                      C                            Em
In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam
                         A
plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
G                                        C
there's a place for those who love their poetry
           Em                            A
it's just across from the sign that says Pros Only
   D
So if you like a band with a chick singer
C                                    D
say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
                       C
If you dig Menudo or MDC we salute you the way we know


[Chorus]
G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
              Em                           A
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply
                      G       C    Am        D
to the rhythm section want ad -    I'll tell you why


[Verse]
G                       C                 Em
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
                       A
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
G             C
Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank
Em                A
Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
D                C
Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?
D                C
You guys must be into the Eurythmics


[Chorus]
G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
              Em                           A
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply
                      G       C    Am             D
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why

[Bridge]
Cm6


[Verse]
G                       C                 Em
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
                       A
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
G             C
Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank
Em                A
Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
D                C
Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?
D                C
You guys must be into the Eurythmics



[Chorus]
G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
              Em                           A
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply
                      G       C    Am             D      G
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why
D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply
                      G       C    Am             D      G
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why