We Live In A Dump

D C#m G Bb A

[Verse]
D       F#m
Hangin' out
G                       Bb  A
While the monkeys type away
G       D              A    A
Waiting in my room all day

[Pre-chorus]
D   A  G  A
Why be realistic?
D     A       G       A
Don't wake me from my dream
D A   G        A
I was individualistic
D    A         G       A
They kicked me off the team

[Chorus]
             D
We live in a dump
             A
Admit it's a dump
                    D
Our friends are all nuts
                G
And half of 'em drunks
                   D
And if they're not nuts
               Bm
Then they're retired nuts
    G                 A
And that might be the hardest nut

D D D (bass notes)

[Verse]
D       A
Makin' plans
G                  Bb   A
The kind that go awry
G     D                 A (hold)
Got a full life-time supply

[Pre-chorus]
D   A  G  A
Why be realistic?
D     A       G       A
Don't wake me from my dream
D A   G        A
I was individualistic
D    A         G       A
They kicked me off the team

[Chorus 2]
                  D
We're living with bats
                  A
What's good about that?
                D
I hear they lay eggs
                  G
And when the eggs hatch
                  D
You gotta believe then
        Bm
There's related madness
         G                  A
From the lead that's in the sealing wax

             D
We live in a dump
             Em
Admit it's a dump
                    F#m
Our friends are all nuts
                G
And half of 'em drunks
                   D
And if they're not nuts
             Bm
Then they're retired nuts
    G                 A
And that might be the hardest nut
             D    A  G  A  D
We live in a dump