Santa Claus Joined The Mafia

G
Gunshots ring, hear 'em whistle,
       D
Man in red has a pistol
     D7        C
The season has changed,
      D           D7
and everything's strange.
Bm           D         G
Santa Claus joined the mafia.

[Verse 2]
G
Oh, you do what he wishes,
           D
Or you'll sleep with the fishes
         D7        C
It's an offer you choose,
    D     D7
you can't refuse,
Bm           D         G
Santa Claus joined the mafia.

[Bridge 1]
A             E              A
If any of the elves get squealin',
  E                    A        E
Santa's gonna have to hunt 'em down
C             G
He can call Frosty
         D
The hit man,
    D7             A
And he can do the job
               D
While he's  in town.

[Verse 3]
             G
So, deck the halls with boughs o' holly,
       D
Sing a lot and be jolly
    D7           C
And have lots o'cheer,
     D       D7
or you'll disappear,
Bm           D         G
Santa Claus joined the mafia.

[Bridge 2]
A             E              A
I suggest you leave out some cookies,
  E           A                E
Cakes, pies, maybe a pumpkin bread
D                   G              D
And if you say you don't believe in Santa,
D7                     A                  D
You'll wind up with a reindeer head in yer bed.

[Verse 4]
G
So be nice, don't be naughty,
            D
Don't wind up like John Gotti
    D7             C         D     D7
And be on the Nice List, Or Santa gets,
Bm           D         G
Santa Claus joined the mafia.