That Wuttin A Marlboro

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Some weirdos moved in across the street
And they were keepin' my wife awake
D
12 hours of the Goo Goo Dolls
      E
Was a bout all she could take
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So, I went over there and bummed a cigarette
          D
Told 'em, "break it up pretty soon"
          E
Some Abor iginese midgets found me 2 days later
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On the dark side of the moon

   A7
Uh oh
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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Was that new Prince Albert, in the left handed can
         A7
Uh oh...
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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But, that stuff's enough to make Janet Reno
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Look like the Marlboro Man

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Kinda looked like a Lucky or a short Pall Mall
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Tastes like horse maure, but Menthol
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If it legally reaches the public's lips
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There's gonna be a shortage of tater chips
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We can finally start hating Phillip Morris' guts
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Cause this stuff, kicks a cigarette's butt
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My brain said it's somethin' it had never seen
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It beats the tar out of nicer'tine.

     A7
Uh oh.
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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But it's the Surgeon General's, nephew's favorite brand
         A7
Uh oh...
               D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
         E
But, two packs of that will have the Backstreet Boys
                       A
Soundin' like a regaee band
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It'll have the fellers at the DEA
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Coughin' on the witness stand

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Uh oh.