The Ballad Of John Rocker

G
John Rocker, your proctologist called,
                     C
They just found your head
            D
You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove,
                         G
For that stupid crap you said
You've got the loudest mouth in baseball,
                      C
Nobody could shut you up
      D
So in New York, even in your street clothes,
                           G
You probably oughta wear a cup

[Chorus]
C
John, your off your rocker
      G(quick strum)
Better.. clean out that locker
      G                              D
Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games
            C
Son, you've clinched a spot

Next to Marge Schotte
                       G
In the Dips**t Hall Of Fame

[Verse]
     G
John Rocker, Detective Furhman called
                 C
He knows how you feel
      D
And I bet you Congressman David Duke
                              G
Would probably help with your appeal
Maybe you won't get suspended
                       C
Or have to pay that 20 grand
    D
But if you can't close for the Braves right now,
                              G
You can start for the Ku Klux Klan

[Chorus]
C
John, you're off your rocker
      G(quick strum)
Thank God you don't play soccer
            G                                    D
Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands
             C                    G
If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in
  D                             G
A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute)