Mr Presumption

C                                           G
Assumptions, they always make a fool out of you
F                                   C
Despite the fact you think that you do
                               G            F
You don't know a single thing about me, she said

       C                                     G
Mr. Presumption, this may come as a shock to you
   F                       C
My bosom's not display for you
                              G             F
But you seem to know so much about me, she said

Let me ask you then

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
    F
You diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?


(Well!)
C                            G              F
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
        C                              G               F
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress
C                              G                F
Social's in the mist, and they say they wanna assess
       C                                    G                  F
The condition that we're living in and then they decide what's best
      C                            G           F
I got bailiffs at the door, almost every other day
          C
Now we're sitting on the floor
            G               F
'cause they took the chairs away

C                            G              F
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
        C                              G               F          Am
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and the heart behind my chest just hurts


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about

(Oh, oh! It just hurts!)

C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about..
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
         F
You know diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?

       F
Let me ask you then...

C                            G              F
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
        C                              G               F
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress
C                            G              F
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
        C                              G               F
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress

C                              G             F                 G           F
Staring at my legs, and you're staring at my chest, and you're making your presumptions;
       F
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
       F
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
       F
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
       F              F             F
You're just like the, just like the rest!

        Am
It just hurts..


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
         F
You know diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                             C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?