A Hard Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer But I Drink To Get Pissed

E G
E G
A G

E
The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID
                           G
My folks are away, they've left only me
    E
The whole suburb knows - no need to call up
                      A        G
It's my place tonight (Teenage piss-up!)

E
Most of the girls will chuck before eight
                       G
Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take
        E
There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim
But who's screwing who?

A G

     E
Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked
                            G
Take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick
    E
The girls will start screaming "You two, break it up"
                     A       G         B
It's on at my place (Teenage piss-up!)

[Chorus]

     E D        G                                   A
It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin')
     E D        A                                   B
It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin')
     E D        G        A
It's my place! (Yo, boy! Pass the bong!)
     E D        A                                   B
It's my place tonight! (Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drinkin', drinkin')

E G
E G
A G

    E
The party will break up when I call the cops
                            G
Or my parents come home and everything stops
            E
There'll be CDs destroyed - mainly my dad's
                            A         G      B
There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ads!

[Breakdown]

E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7s21-----------------|   
B|----------------------------------------------|   
G|----------------------------------------------|   
D|----------------------------------------------|   
A|----------------------------------------------|   
E|------------------------(p| ickscratch)---------| 

[Bridge]

E     D                G                     A
Years later we'll look back and think of the time
E               D                A           B
When we thought having fun meant all getting blind
    E           D               G             A
And when we're away our teenage children play up
     E          D           A            B
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up

[Chorus]

     E D        G                             A
It's my place tonight! (Drink beer quickly to be a real hero)
     E D        A                                       B
It's my place tonight! (It don't taste nice, that's why they make Sub Zero)
     E D        G        A
It's my place! (Yo, boy! Pass the bong!)
     E D        A                               B
It's my place tonight! (I don't have to go to a psychologist
B
My reason for drinking is I wanna get pissed)

[Ending]

B