Clyde (I Hope At Least One Of My Ex-girlfriends Hears This)

Em
Trying to get on my pimp shit

But I'm stuck on my dirty tip

So I fuck an ugly bitch
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All the pretty hoes ditch

Yeah they know it’s no myth

I'm at large, I'm a sad sap trying out feeling good
Em
All these cunts with a fat ass talking about my nut

Got the last laugh hopefully as long as the last laugh
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Grey flags so your death mask half cocked

Shawty blast so these hands pop gats with the blast
Em
At last the moment has passed

I got a gash in my thick skull

Throw me in the trash call for a pick up
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Death over bitches all because of Krystal

Blood spilling in my motherfucking pimp cup
Em
Used to love the bitch, now she sucking other dicks

So I cut my fucking wrists
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Feel like a puddle of piss

$Uicide, death of me who gives a fuck
Em
No one

Em
$Licky got the motherfucking pedigree

But generally, all my ex- hoes become my enemies
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And my next hoes will deal with jealousy

From a couple chickenheads, Tori and Sophie
Em
Couple of them bitches that ain’t important

If pussy curving was a sport they'd call me Jordan
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With my endorsement remaining dormant

When it come to these bitches that play informant
Em
All the girls I done fucked with got kids or ex-husbands
                                    D
They junkies or strippers but hey I'm not judging
                                                    Em
Don't fuck with a hippy bitch, fuck with a skinny bitch

Fuck with a needy bitch, fuck with a greedy bitch

Nah I can't do that shit
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Too much energy, energy spent unsuccessfully
                                           Em
Oh please just let me be one of your memories